The Gay Agenda: Exposed

Okay I admit it. Last night I attended another secret meeting of Faeries for Advancing the Gay Agenda Today (F.A.G.A.T.) With the great advances our efforts have realized recently, I feel it's no longer necessary to operate under a shroud of secrecy. Most Americans already know our true agenda anyway. Why not just be forthright, and operate in an atmosphere of complete transparency?

We are very near our goal of serving openly in the military. Once that objective is complete, we can begin our recruitment and transformation of the armed forces to support and uphold “The Gay Agenda”. Soon, gay marriage will be legalized nationwide, and we can begin teaching “The Gay Agenda” in public schools. Eventually, every teacher in our public schools will be required to pledge their support of “The Gay Agenda”.

Once we have educated a generation of America’s youth on “The Gay Agenda”, we can ban heterosexual marriage altogether. Procreation will be allowed only in strictly controlled laboratories. There, we will create the most beautiful, highly advanced homosexual human race ever. Pack up your survivalist gear and head for the hills. Yes its true America, we are coming after your children. Boolah! Boolah! Boolah!